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The HMS Command Centre

Guys, look at this news report!

26/01/2012, 16:21

Urgent update:

The HMS Command Centre, a Cardboard Box class space vessel has gone missing from its mission to explore the far reaches of the flat. 

Contact was lost with the ship yesterday. At the time, it was reporting an approximate location of ‘the end of the corridor’. Scientists and military advisors associated with the mission are scrambling to regain contact with the vessel. Anyone with information should come forward immediately.

“The ship will emit a constant distress call, featuring a Firefly quote,” said mission supervisor Dr. C Senter. “Any person picking up such a signal should contact the space base at once.”

Wow, guys! I wonder if anyone’s seen it?

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