Tea-fueled

...and somewhat insane

I'm a Nerdfighter and a musician and my flatmate started a trend for ridiculous bios with as many nerdy references crammed into them as possible.

These are my stories.
Day 5 of 18 days in a row working. 
[Selfie 1 of ?]

Day 5 of 18 days in a row working.
[Selfie 1 of ?]

awibee:

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

It’s “Your grace” in Scotland.

Doesn’t it depend on the rank?
Monarch is Your Majesty
Prince/ss is Your Royal Highness
Duke/chess is Your Grace, &c.

Anonymous asked: I just found a cockroach in my apartment... HOW DO I GET RID OF THEM??

markscherz:

Cockroaches are attracted to raw sexuality. Roaches in your home is a sign of your superior sex appeal and high quality genetic material. This is due to evolution: cockroaches are well-known as one of the hardiest organisms on the planet. They got this way by hanging out with the most successful organisms they could find. Take them as the compliment they really are.

Answer by sherlotter, a geneticist friend of mine currently working on the ecology of malaria populations, to better understand the effects of treatments on parasite numbers and transmission, and a floral-print cotton summer dress.

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

(via bonbonbonbons)