Dear Anon who has sent me messages telling me not to smoke, re: my flippant tweet earlier,
You don’t know me very well, evidently. Please stop messaging me or at least have the guts to come off anon.
Look at that… #johngreen #dftba
…did you find the secret portal to Nerdfighteria Island??
Now I’m imagining a Neverwhere-esque ritual one has to perform to activate the doorway… “3 ‘up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-start’s, place the puppy-sized elephant and Hanklerfish idols at the base of the pole aaaaaaaand GANGSIGN” *Sounds of stones grinding apart*
Its only in like every second fanfic I read
“Would you like a cup of tea and some laxatives?”
“These chocolate laxatives are so addicting”
“Did u eat anything today?” “Yeah I had a package of laxatives” “ok good”
Britain u ok?
KAY DO YOU WANNA STEP IN HERE?! I’m so confused I’ve never heard of this phenomena before.
This is not a thing
Where did you hear this OP?
Are you talking about Digestives?
Ie these things:
OH MY GOD WAIT
AMERICANS USE ‘DIGESTIVES’ AS A TERM FOR LAXATIVES DON’T THEY?
Hank said that he hated how you can’t mention evolution without starting a stupid and uninteresting debate. He then said “As reference, see the stupid uninteresting debate in the comments below.” This is what I found.
God I love nerdfighteria.
This is beautiful.
from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this
oh wow look how sarcastic that looks
that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary
DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION