Tea-fueled

...and somewhat insane

I'm a Nerdfighter and a musician and my flatmate started a trend for ridiculous bios with as many nerdy references crammed into them as possible.

These are my stories.

Dear Anon who has sent me messages telling me not to smoke, re: my flippant tweet earlier,
You don’t know me very well, evidently. Please stop messaging me or at least have the guts to come off anon.
Yours,
Chazz

effyeahnerdfighters:

alwayshavethelastword:

Look at that… #johngreen #dftba

…did you find the secret portal to Nerdfighteria Island??

Now I’m imagining a Neverwhere-esque ritual one has to perform to activate the doorway… “3 ‘up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-start’s, place the puppy-sized elephant and Hanklerfish idols at the base of the pole aaaaaaaand GANGSIGN” *Sounds of stones grinding apart*

effyeahnerdfighters:

alwayshavethelastword:

Look at that… #johngreen #dftba

…did you find the secret portal to Nerdfighteria Island??

Now I’m imagining a Neverwhere-esque ritual one has to perform to activate the doorway… “3 ‘up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-start’s, place the puppy-sized elephant and Hanklerfish idols at the base of the pole aaaaaaaand GANGSIGN” *Sounds of stones grinding apart*

I AM A STRIDENT FEMINIST: why do the british apparently snack on laxatives?

okaysional:

benedicthasadick:

okaysional:

remyreaper:

daefics:

Why
Its only in like every second fanfic I read
“Would you like a cup of tea and some laxatives?”
“These chocolate laxatives are so addicting”
“Did u eat anything today?” “Yeah I had a package of laxatives” “ok good”

Britain u ok?

KAY DO YOU WANNA STEP IN HERE?! I’m so confused I’ve never heard of this phenomena before.

This

This is not a thing

Where did you hear this OP?

Are you talking about Digestives?

Ie these things:

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OH MY GOD WAIT

AMERICANS USE ‘DIGESTIVES’ AS A TERM FOR LAXATIVES DON’T THEY?

HAHAHAHA

(via everyonehatesstrudel)

edwardspoonhands:

iampassionateaboutstupidthings:

Hank said that he hated how you can’t mention evolution without starting a stupid and uninteresting debate. He then said “As reference, see the stupid uninteresting debate in the comments below.” This is what I found.
God I love nerdfighteria.

This is beautiful.

edwardspoonhands:

iampassionateaboutstupidthings:

Hank said that he hated how you can’t mention evolution without starting a stupid and uninteresting debate. He then said “As reference, see the stupid uninteresting debate in the comments below.” This is what I found.

God I love nerdfighteria.

This is beautiful.

thesoapboxschtick:

Apparently this picture (top) is currently circulating Facebook. This is some racist bullshit. Immigrants are dangerous? Is that the message?

Well clearly these people don’t know about the man in the cowboy hat from the Boston Marathon Bombing (bottom pic).

His name is Carlos Arrendondo. He has been a peace activist since 2004, when his son was killed serving his country in Iraq.

Carlos is an immigrant from Costa Rica. At first, he was an undocumented immigrant, but is now a US citizen. 

When the bombs went off in boston that day, Carlos ran towards the carnage. He found Jeffery Bauman (the man in the wheelchair) lying on the ground in a pool of blood, both his legs blown off. He picked up Jeffery and carried him to a wheelchair, all while pinching shut his exposed artery to stop him from bleeding out. 

Later, from his hospital bed, Jeffery described the bombing suspects to the police. Without Jeff, the police wouldn’t have been able to identify Dzhokhar Tsarnaev and his brother so quickly. And without Carlos, Jeff probably wouldn’t have lived to talk to the police.

Preventing legal immigration won’t stop massacres like this from occurring (just ask natural born US citizens like James Holmes, Adam Lanza, Jared Laughner, Eric Harris and Dylan klebold, and Timothy McVeigh).

But it will make it harder for the Carlos Arrendondos’ of the world to save more lives. 

(via eddplant)