Tea-fueled

...and somewhat insane

I'm a Nerdfighter and a musician and my flatmate started a trend for ridiculous bios with as many nerdy references crammed into them as possible.

These are my stories.

I’m going to make a store called “Build-a-Bra” where girls can go and make bras that are for them if they have different shaped boobs. And really big boobs. And really small boobs. And bras for boys that they can stuff if they want them. And really any kind of boobs. And you’ll choose the size of each cup and then you can choose the color and pattern and shape. And it’ll be really cheap. But lace and diamonds will cost a little extra

my 12 year old “niece” Lila on her business idea.

I love that little girl.

(via marrymejasonsegel)

Best idea.

(via shakethecobwebs)

I wanna go 

(via godricsgirl)

LACE AND DIAMONDS WILL COST A LITTLE EXTRA!

(via mojoflower)

(via scribbly-wibbly-stuff)

starrynightcat:

DEATH OF RATS

Saturday crafternoon with cloacina ( and mercy-misrule baking in the kitchen) saw two skeletons and a resin-cast rat skull merge into one. A black velvet robe, scythe, rigging up blue LED and battery in the chest cavity and *BAZINGA*.

DANG that coffee table needs re-varnishing…

OH MY GOD

(via ifellowedsleep)

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

(via lexiconical)

bemusedlybespectacled:

kekkes:

Someone left this on the table I went to go eat at so I took it and true

Every time I see this go around, the first two paragraphs are cut. Fixing that.

bemusedlybespectacled:

kekkes:

Someone left this on the table I went to go eat at so I took it and true

Every time I see this go around, the first two paragraphs are cut. Fixing that.

(via grainbow)

marchqueen:

“Wakey wakey, boys and girls. Wakey wakey.”

IT’S JUST OUR AAAAAAAAAAAAA

AUTOMATONIC

ELECTRONIIIIIIC

HAARRRRMOOOOONICS!

(via everyonehatesstrudel)

Cry Me a River Song: masterkfox: fullmetal-dipshit: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system...

masterkfox:

fullmetal-dipshit:

the-nicest-asshole:

UK grading system
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34

Time to move to the UK

Dude I would kill for that grading scale

Hah hah oh man I remember I got one…

This is slightly incorrect, at least in my experience.

90-100: A* (High School) / A1 (University)
80-89: A / A2
70-79: B / A3
60-69: C / B
50-59: D / C
40-49: E / pass
30-39: F / marginal fail
0-29: G or U depending on marking body / Clear fail.

And the use of + and - is not common in official marking, but sometimes crops up in classrooms.

(Oh and 80+ grades are not at all uncommon in the sciences)