My normally quiet road has a very loud house party on it and I am annoyed because I have to get lots of work done tomorrow and they are keeping me up.
I wish there were more people like luna
When I grow up, I want to be Luna Lovegood.
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I am a big Mat Baynton fan so I wrote him a creepy song.
(Mat is best known for Horrible Histories on the BBC, and for his music as Dog Ears, links in the description of the video)
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Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
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Blubberbutt Thundermunch.
Accurate. :D
Benedict Calldispatch
It’s funny because my name is actually Benedict.
It’s not far off your actual name though. In tone. :D
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I’m going to make a store called “Build-a-Bra” where girls can go and make bras that are for them if they have different shaped boobs. And really big boobs. And really small boobs. And bras for boys that they can stuff if they want them. And really any kind of boobs. And you’ll choose the size of each cup and then you can choose the color and pattern and shape. And it’ll be really cheap. But lace and diamonds will cost a little extra
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my 12 year old “niece” Lila on her business idea.
I love that little girl.
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Best idea.
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I wanna go
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LACE AND DIAMONDS WILL COST A LITTLE EXTRA!
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Dream Street by Evelina Kremsdorf
It’s Victoria street. Supposedly Diagon Alley is based on it.
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DEATH OF RATS
Saturday crafternoon with cloacina ( and mercy-misrule baking in the kitchen) saw two skeletons and a resin-cast rat skull merge into one. A black velvet robe, scythe, rigging up blue LED and battery in the chest cavity and *BAZINGA*.
DANG that coffee table needs re-varnishing…
OH MY GOD
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if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
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