You are now a timelord
weirdella: the-lost-doctor: the amount of followers you have is how old you are the person you reblog this from is your companion your icon is what your current regeneration looks like your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name I wish one of my parents was a gynaecologist because that would make for a really interesting tv show I am 211. I look like me in 2nd year....
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
a post about the subtitles on my harry potter vcd
jaymhensley: so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles. Read More
Explanatory Productions presents: Listeria Cruise...
Listeria monocytogenes. It was a simple soil-dwelling bacterium, eating decaying plant matter. Until one day, everything changed. Eaten by a cow, and transported into the food chain through dairy and ready-to-eat products, Listeria must fight to survive. It must turn on… its PrfA genes.[[MORE]] The basics: Listeria species are bacteria - Small, one-celled organisms. Bacteria do not have...
My normally quiet road has a very loud house party on it and I am annoyed because I have to get lots of work done tomorrow and they are keeping me up.
I’m going to make a store called “Build-a-Bra” where girls can go and make bras...– my 12 year old “niece” Lila on her business idea. I love that little girl. (via marrymejasonsegel) Best idea. (via shakethecobwebs) I wanna go (via godricsgirl) LACE AND DIAMONDS WILL COST A LITTLE EXTRA! (via mojoflower)
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
Cry Me a River Song: masterkfox:... →
masterkfox: fullmetal-dipshit: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK Dude I would kill for that grading scale Hah hah oh man I remember I got one… This is slightly incorrect, at least in my experience. 90-100: A* (High School) / A1 (University) 80-89: A / A2...
You want to travel with them. You want to see what they’re like going through...– How You Know - Talia Ralph (via barbieandken) This is one of the most beautiful pieces I have ever read. (via herflickeringlight)
whorville: All of you are more good looking than you think
You Can't Be Too Careful...: sherlotter: joichang:... →
sherlotter: joichang: riddlemetom: unfollower: I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy…
I will make everyone who reblogs this a mix CD...
astormonthehorizon: No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.
joichang: riddlemetom: unfollower: I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden you push that stroller sassy spiderman! you fight those bad guys girlfriend! you...
Me: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is
Life with a sword in my hands.: WTF??? HOW DO... →
sifu-kisu: These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for…